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A very attractive woman goes
up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She
"Are you the
manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" the
man replies.
"Can you get him for
me?" she asks.
"I need to speak to
him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I
can't", breathes the bartender.
"Is there anything I can
do?"
"Yes, there is. I need
you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into
his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell
him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him", she
whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."